Dinks N Sh!t
Serious About Pickleball. Not Much Else.
Vintage-style gear for people who play hard, laugh harder, and stand firmly by every questionable line call they've ever made. Tees, heavyweight hoodies, hats, stickers, and tumblers — all watched over by one very judgmental corgi.
The Drop
Six crews. One very small dog with strong opinions.
Every design in the collection puts Salty where he belongs: peeking over something, wearing sunglasses, silently judging your third shot drop.
The Gear
Heavyweight hoodies, built like your backhand should be.
Premium blanks, oversized back prints, and Salty peeking out of every scene — mountains, beach fences, brewery patios, and one unfortunate mugshot. Plus embroidered hats, waterproof stickers, and laser-engraved tumblers rounding out the drop.
Good Dinks. Good People. Bad Calls.
Stickers & Sh!t
For the water bottle, the cooler, and the paddle you blame.
Waterproof, UV resistant, dishwasher safe, and scratch resistant — because your gear takes as much abuse as your partner's line calls.
The Crew
If any of these feel personal, welcome home.
Wanted for dinking, speed-ups, and repeated kitchen violations. No remorse.
A scientific fact, confirmed weekly, by you, about them.
Consequences delivered softly, right at the net.
Friendly rec play. Then somebody keeps score.