Crassy, Not Trashy.
Serious About Pickleball. Not Much Else.
Dinks N Sh!t exists for a specific kind of player: the one who schedules life around court time, trash-talks with love, and celebrates a winning dink like it was championship point. We make the gear that gets the joke.
How It Started
Born at the kitchen line.
Every rec court has the same cast: the Kitchen Criminal who can't stay out of the non-volley zone. The partner who is definitely, scientifically, the problem. The player whose "it's just a game" attitude lasts exactly until somebody starts keeping score.
We looked around at the pickleball apparel out there and it was all taking itself way too seriously — or not seriously enough. Nothing for the people who are genuinely obsessed with the game but refuse to be precious about it.
So we made it ourselves. Vintage-style designs that look like they've lived a few seasons, humor that's crassy but never trashy, and quality you can feel — because a joke on a cheap shirt is just a cheap shirt.
The Code
What "Crassy, Not Trashy" actually means.
We Censor the Sh!t
Always Sh!t, never the full word. Wear it to the courts, the cookout, or brunch with your mother-in-law. Probably.
We Roast the Game, Not the People
The jokes are about kitchen violations, bad calls, and questionable partners. Everybody's invited to the punchline — starting with us.
Quality Isn't a Joke
Premium blanks, prints built to last, and every product inspected by an extremely thorough corgi before it ships. He naps on the good ones.
The Boss
About the corgi.
Salty is the Founder of Salty Corgi Co., and Dinks N Sh!t is his first room. On our designs, you'll find him where he always is: peeking over something — a rock ledge, a beach fence, a brewery table — in sunglasses, saying nothing, judging everything.
He has never once agreed that your shot was in. He respects the hustle anyway.
Good Dinks. Good People. Bad Calls.
